Greenhouse Effect Lyrics

Well, there's a little somethin' that's been freakin' me
I read it in the news, I saw it on TV
It turned my little world into a total wreck
A crazy little thing called the Greenhouse Effect

It seems that the conveniences of modern ways
Cars, refrigerators, styrofoam, hairsprays
Are causin' cataclysms we did not expect
A crazy little thing called the Greenhouse Effect

CHORUS:
Chlorofluorocarbons strip away ozone
We can't seem to leave the rain forest alone
Temperatures are rising & I've now deduced
That the chickens (or turkeys) of progress have come home to roost

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Have fiber in my diet & a blood pressure test
But this is one disaster I did not expect
A crazy little thing called the Greenhouse Effect

No thanks, ma'am. Neither paper nor plastic for me.
I brought my own woven bag. Cans here, bottles there, newspapers here!

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Oh people, follow me, this planet can be saved
I moved from my condo back into a cave
I've found out Mother Nature's answer to high tech
A crazy little thing called the Greenhouse Effect

Start to recycle, ride your bicycle
Let's put a hex on the Greenhouse Effect!