On The Phone Again Lyrics

On the phone again
I can't believe she's on the phone again
Seems every second she spends yakkin' with her friends
& I'm danged if she ain't on the phone again

On the phone again
You'd think she'd need a breather now & then
Last month's phone bill almost knocked me on my end
But bless her hide, she's on the phone again

On the phone again
When she dials the next 2 digits I get fearful
Her long-distance friends
You'd think by now they'd fin'lly have an earful
& it's scareful

On the phone again
That ring turns her into a cackling hen Dr. Elmo - On The Phone Again - http://motolyrics.com/dr-elmo/on-the-phone-again-lyrics.html
If I weren't chicken, I'd drive her 'round the bend
& I'd never let her get on that phone again

Hon, there's a sale on mug warmers down at the mall!
Sweetie, your soap opera's on!
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

On the phone again
See her gabbin' down the highway, what a fine sight
There she goes again
Pilin' up the mileage on her cellular & cellulite

On the phone again
Oh wait, she's off! Ah! now, she's on again
Someday she'll hang it up, but I'll be dead by then
& she'll pause & then get on that phone again
Yes she'll pause & get on the phone again