Babysitting Is A Bum Deal Lyrics

Here is the tale of a babysitting job

The baby is something of a snob

(Oh, go screw yourselves)

So listen very closely, and you'll find

That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds

Aren't you a cute little boy?

(Look at that melon shaped head)

Having you here is a joy

(And in an hour you'll be dead)

Sit on my knee

(Please don't go Poo)

Nice place to be

(This one's for you)

Babysitting is a bum deal

Why don't we watch Will and Grace?

(Jesus, do I need a smoke?)

Jack puts a smile on my face

(Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke)

I like your house

(The ceiling has cracks)

I like your blouse

(Miss TJ Maxx)

Babysitting is a bum deal

So they sat as time went by

Slowly as time could go

The baby blurred, and softly cursed
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'Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes

And her hair made her look like a hoe

Time for your bottle my sweet

(This little brat smells like piss)

Always a succulent treat

(While I suck that, you suck this)

Aren't you a sight

(Look at him drool)

You're a delight

(Damn you, you fool)

Babysitting is a bum deal

The diaper change was quite a job

The grossest I've ever seen

The baby smiled and took a breath

And I grunted and pooped out a poop

That looked something like Matthew Modine

Someday you might meet a girl

(Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand)

Maybe it's you my sweet pearl

(Darling, I'd rather screw sand)

Have a good night

(You little creep)

Have a good night

(Die in your sleep)

Babysitting is a bum deal

Babysitting is a bum deal