The Freakin' FCC Lyrics

Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this

Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss

Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!

There's no negotiation!

Peter: With the fellas at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...

Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops

Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!

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Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

Peter: And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing

You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling

(Cuz you can't say penis)

Peter: So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do thier worst

Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced

Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic

Or possible psychotic

They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!