"You There, With The Hard On!" Lyrics

Howard: You, you there with the hard on!
FZ: With the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . . .
Mark: Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen!
Howard: Sit down, Aynsley! Not youFrank Zappa - "You There, With The Hard On!" - http://motolyrics.com/frank-zappa/you-there-with-the-hard-on-lyrics.html
?: Shut up!
FZ: Ready?
Mark: Yes
FZ: Quick! Before these people [beware]