Barstoned Again Lyrics

It's got to be noontime somewhere

But out here it's quarter to ten

And I'm well on my way to feeling no pain

Soon I'll be Barstoned again

Barstoned again

Flat on the ground

Doin' nothin' but drinkin' since I got to this town

The porcelain goddess is waitin' for me

Can't decide whether to puke or to pee

I'm sittin' here sippin a cold one

I ought to be working, I know

After all of my dreaming and all of my scheming

Who'da thunk I'd be drunk in Barstow

Barstoned again

Flat on my ass

Doin' nothin' but drinkin' since I quit smokin' grass

So line 'em up Phill

Pour straight and clean
Gaither Drake - Barstoned Again - http://motolyrics.com/gaither-drake/barstoned-again-lyrics.html
Point my ass toward the karaoke machine

My baby left town this morning

Got on the 9 o'clock train

My dog got the hiccups

Fell out of my pickup

Now I'm sitting here drowning my pain

Barstoned again

Flat on my face

Somehow I've gotta get out of this place

But happy hour's startin'

The hot dogs are free

And that blonde with the dentures is winkin' at me

Barstoned again

One of these days

Gonna put down the bottle

Come out of this haze

Someday we're gonna break out, but 'till then

Let's head down to Whoos and get Barstoned again