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Horrible Histories - Blackbeard's Song lyrics
When I was a nipper
 I boarded a clipper
 Sailed the seas as a goods importer, oh! 
 Edward Teach is my name
 But I earned my fame
 As Blackbeard the pirate of the water, oh! 
 Was a jolly chap
 With a jaunty cap
 Always gave my crew good quarter, oh! 
 But I'm best known for
 Blood and guts and gore
 And a vicious reign of murdering and slaughter, oh! 
 Best known for
 Blood and guts and gore
 And a vicious reign of murdering and slaughter, oh! 
 Left my home in Bristol
 With a sword and pistol
 Bid a fond farewell
 To old Blighty, oh! 
 What my enemies feared
 Was my thick, black beard
 Which I always enjoyed
 Setting light to, oh! 
 Once I had a thing
 For a captive's lovely ring
 That shone like a jewel in the nighty, oh! 
 When the man said no
 I just said 'Oh! ' 
 And chopped off his hand and said 'Rightio! '
 Man said no
 He said 'Oh! '
 Chopped off his hand and said 'Rightio! ' Horrible Histories - Blackbeard's Song - http://motolyrics.com/horrible-histories/blackbeards-song-lyrics.html
 Oh, I love to sail the ocean
 With my flag that inspired emotion
 With it's smiling pile of skull and bones
 Smashing hearts with a violent stabbing motion
 And I love to escape detection
 And to win my crew's affection
 Which was nothing to do with the twelve guns he wore
 On his belt that were for protection
 I was awfully nice
 But I had the odd vice
 Which occasionally caused a commotion
 The thing that I'd do
 Was shoot members of my crew
 If they didn't show enough devotion
 The thing he'd do
 Was shoot members of the crew
 If they didn't show enough devotion
 Once when very irate
 I shot my first mate, Israel Hans
 For a bit of pleasure, oh! 
 And when my debt's grew
 Killed half of my crew
 To increase my share of the treasure, oh! 
 Was doing well then
 Seemed to run out of men
 My captives boarded at their leisure, oh! 
 Smoted me dead
 Then cut off my head
 And displayed it on my mast for good measure, oh! 
 Smoted him dead
 Chopped off his head
 Displayed it on the mast for good measure, oh!













