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Horrible Histories - Cleopatra lyrics
Ra, ra, Cleopatra! 
 Famous beauty coming at ya! 
 Ra ra, patra Cleo! 
 Guys all go gaga for me-o! 
 I am a leader 
 And a lady and a queen
 I'm Cleopatra
 Such a queen, never been seen
 I am a pharoah
 Yet they're-o meant to be guys
 But I don't care-o
 I just wear-o beard disguise
 My mum and dad were pharoahs
 I thought my rule's due
 But both my older sisters
 Thought that they should rule too
 Oh dear, they both died! 
 I wonder who that would leave
 Little me-o, pharoah Cleo?
 Okay, no time to grieve! 
 Think that's alarming, you'd be right
 But it gets worse
 Married my half brother
 And we ruled the universe
 That bad romance 
 Led to an overcrowded throne
 But then he died, boo-hoo
 So now I rule alone
 Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah
 All hail lady Cleo! 
 Wah, wah, wah, la, la
 Coolest pharoah by far! 
 Fashion topped my list of vices
 Bathed in asses' milk and spicesHorrible Histories - Cleopatra - http://motolyrics.com/horrible-histories/cleopatra-lyrics.html
 Then I dressed like goddess Isis
 Long, black hair in ringlets nicest
 Viper's tooth for men entices
 Finest linen robe, top prices! 
 Married another brother
 He's an okay geezer
 But never told
 Of my love for Julius Caesar
 Had Caesar's child and hoped
 That he'd be crowned king
 My bro said no, I said 'Oh! '
 And I murdered him
 'Cause I am Cleopatra
 Egypt's royalty
 The ruling pharoah, don't you dare-o
 Mess with me! 
 My pokerface smiles
 Only when I see
 A man who takes my fancy like
 Oh! Mark Antony! 
 Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah
 Another Roman leader
 Wah, wah, wah, la, la
 No Egyptian crowd pleaser
 Ra, ra, Cleopatra! 
 Finally, I'd met my matcher! 
 Ra, ra, patra Cleo! 
 Ends in death for him and me-o! 
 My life was a drama
 I was one kooky mama! 
 Wah, wah, wah, you know
 Today I'd be a favourite of the
 Paparazzo!













