If Only Lyrics

If Only

by John S Hall and Dogbowl

King Missile (Dog Fly Religion) _They_

Shimmy Disc Europe SDE 9023/CD 1990

If only x 4

If only x 4

If only we could turn our heads into melons

Then we could squeeze them

And they would produce delicious juice

If only we could turn our heads into breads

We could slice ourselves up and make sandwiches [Sandwiches]

If only we could turn our heads into cheeses
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We could jump into a mushroom omelette

And make it taste oh so much better

turn our heads into leaves of lettuce

Hanging out with the salad bowl

With tomatoes and carrots and some blue cheese dressing on top

That would be quite fine I think

If only we could do that

[If only x 2]

But we cannot

We cannot turn our heads into any kind of food at all

It simply cannot be done

We must look elsewhere for answers