Face Mail In The Meat Zone Lyrics

Face Mail In The Meat Zone

They call me a silver surfer
Because I'm old and gray
A kind of new age pensioner
Who can handle I.T. okay

I may be at home on the internet
Online and up to speed
But can these modem times really get
Get me all I need?

I need the real world
Show me the real world
Where scissors cut paper
And paper wraps stone
Give me face mail in the meat zone

Out on the superhighway
Where the jargonauts come and go
I can get all the information
I'll ever need to know

Just as easy as finding your Christmas tree lights
All tangled up in a ball
One dark bulb in the scheme of thingsNeil Innes - Face Mail In The Meat Zone - http://motolyrics.com/neil-innes/face-mail-in-the-meat-zone-lyrics.html
And you get no joy at all

I need the real world
Show me the real world
Beyond the reach of digital t.v.
Online shopping at dot com-ci, com-çà

We are but flesh and bone
Give me face mail in the meat zone
Face mail in the meat zone...

Well I know what over the hill is
So before I click "undo"
I'm downloading Monet's "Lilies"
To send as an attachment to you

I need the real world
Show me the real world
Where scissors cut paper
And paper wraps stone
Just you and me, all on our own
With a really good bottle of Cote du Rhone

Give me face mail in the meat zone
Face mail in the meat zone
Face mail in the meat zone.