Justin Bieber is in the news every day searching desperately for something to love and make his own. It must be exhausting work making demand after demand after demand, day after day after day, but he manages it on only two bags of Haribo and a children's expresso (the drink, not the police term for paedophile). He's been repeating the first thing his PR did for him ad nauseam for almost a year, making outrageous claims, about sex and other things that he should find out about on the internet before he starts propositioning dumper trucks like Kim Kardashian.For the full story and all the pics...