Facebook Song Lyrics

I wouldn't call myself
A social butterfly
And there's not much that separates me
From the other guy
But when I log in
I begin to live

There's an online world where I am king
Of a little website dedicated to me
With pictures of me and a list of my friends
And an unofficial record of the groups that I'm in
Before the internet, friendship was so tough
You actually had to be in people's presence and stuff
Who would've thought that with a point and a click,
I would know that Hope Floats it your favorite flick? (Harry Conning Jr.?)

Facebook, Facebook
I'm hooked
On Facebook
I used to meet girls hanging out at the mall
But now I just wait for them to write on my wall
Facebook, you are hooked
On Facebook

Hey, it says that Link's status has changed.
He's playing the recorder...Rhett And Link - Facebook Song - http://motolyrics.com/rhett-and-link/facebook-song-lyrics.html
Hrmmm...
-Recorder Solo-

How do you know this person?
Did you hook up with this person?
Do you need to request confirmation?
Or did you just think they looked cute
In their picture on Facebook?

If the internet crashed all across the land
Or my Facebook account was deleted by demand,
I'd carry around a picture of my face,
And a summary of me
Typed out on a page

Facebook, Facebook
I'm hooked
On Facebook
It's more than a want
It's more than a need
I'd shrivel up and die
Without my mini feed
Take a look
You are hooked
On Facebook, book, book, book
Book