My Hair Song Lyrics

My hair goes up
My hair goes down
My hair goes up
My hair goes down
My hair goes up
My hair goes down (Up) down (Up) down (Up) down (Up) down (Up)

My hair flows like a waterfall
Over a cliff that is my face

My hair goes heaven bound
Dirty blonde rockets into space

My hair conceals my elf ears
They are a little bit embarrassing

Well, with hair this high, I'm six foot nine
Making me a giant technically speaking

Well, I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze
To locomote a toy sailboat

I would need no broom to sweep this room
If someone spilled Honey Bunches of Oats

'Cause my hair goes up
My hair goes down
My hair goes up
My hair goes down
My hair goes up
My hair goes down (Up) down (Up) down (Up) down (Up) down (Up)

My hair pwns gravity
It makes Sir Issac Newton question himself

My hair looks- rustic
Like I've draped his head with a beaver pelt

A mamma bird laid some eggs up there
I didn't mind that much
She raised 'em in my quaff
'Till them birdies flew off
And we still keep in touch

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Or my iPad
Or my chai tea
And with a little more growth
You won't even know
I got a full size baby

A full size baby?
Yeah
I'm gonna name him Ricky
After your dad-
Nope
I just always wanted
To name a kid Ricky

And why
You hiding a kid anyway?
Well, actually it's just a robotic baby
What were we talking about?

Your hair goes up
Your hair goes down
Your hair goes up
Your hair goes-

We interrupt the chorus of this song with an important message
There are many weighty decissions you must make in life
Like who you're gonna marry
Whatcha gonna do for a living
Boxers or briefs
Or commando
And listen, you're gonna make mistakes
You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water
You may forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you can't do it
You might ask a non-pregnant woman if she's pregnant
That's okay

Just make sure you get this
One
Most important
Course of your life-altering choice
Right.

Does your hair go up?
Or does it go down (Up) down (Up) down (Up) down (Up) down