Rub Some Bacon On It Lyrics

911 what's your emergency?
I've nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it
what?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
That's all there is to it?

What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
or encounter my clone?
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I get mononucleosis
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My nude pics get posted

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Rub some bacon on it
Yeah

My home gets foreclosed
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My cat explodes
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I wake up in a trunk
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I meet real pirates
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There's a akward silence

I say something unintentionally racist
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I'm a adult with braces
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I can't swim
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I'm visited by mister Timn

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Bacon hotline, What's your problem?
What if I feed the trolls?
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I'm attacked by a narwhal
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The apocalypse started
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I think I might have sharded

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah