The Bong Song Lyrics

I wake up in the street and
im covered in pee, than my pee turns
to chocolate, that would be fucking sweet

Than i see a big house
than it turns to gingerbread
than i see the gardener with
an animal head

Im walking in through the frontdoor
High fiving all the midgets on the floor
don't forget to take your shoes off
the mousekeeper swept up & the
mermaid mopped the floor

The butlers gettin ready
These bitches are throwing a party
Covered in Lucky Charms
Holding a Leprechaun

"Lets get this party on!"

Than glitter will fall from the sky- e-i
Then rainbows will shoot
from my eye-e- eyes

None of this has to do with my-e-i
my song, my song, my song
who cares, cause im really fucking high-e-i
Shane Dawson - The Bong Song - http://motolyrics.com/shane-dawson/the-bong-song-lyrics.html
Jesus turned the pool into wine

For these ideas you can thank my-e-i
My bong, my bong, my bong

I just wanna make no sense
Hey ! Look at the president, he's riding an elephant
I just wanna be a slut
big shirts hides my beergut
orgy in the castle jump

And then we see elvish kids
playing with their magic sticks
there are all shooting Uniporn

Wait, I think im loosing my high
reality's setting in
i think i need one more hit
from my bong!

Why dont we go for a ride,
inside of my weird fucking mind?
who knows what crazy
shit we might find
So c'mon, c'mon, c'mon

My songs are all about getting high
my fans are all drunk gay guys
who cares if i have to rely-e-i
on my bong, my bong, my bong