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Simpsons - The American Way lyrics
[Shary Bobbins] 
If there's a task that must be done, 
Don't turn your tail and run 
Don't pout! Don't sob! 
Just do a half-assed job! 
If you cut every corner, 
It's really not so bad. 
Everybody does it, 
Even Mum and Dad. 
If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad! 
[Bart] It's the American way! Simpsons - The American Way - http://motolyrics.com/simpsons/the-american-way-lyrics.html
[Shary Bobbins] The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet. 
[Chief Wiggum] Fighting crime is not my cup of tea! 
[Shary Bobbins] And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat! 
[Apu] For meat 
[Shary Bobbins] And milk 
[Apu] And milk! 
[Shary Bobbins & Apu] 
From nineteen-eighty-four! 
[Shary Bobbins] If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play! 
[Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons] It's the American way!









