The Stonecutter's Song Lyrics

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
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Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!