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Spork Kills - Blast From The Past lyrics
VERSE 1
Model citizen, I've never even jaywalked 
And if my job we're given 'em I'd never need a day off 
And I don't have to dream of ever being paid more 
My extra salary goes to charities I save for 
Jump in my grey Ford and raise my thumb to the police squad 
Make sure I come to a complete stop 
Head to a sockhop, showing off my excellent foxtrot 
I'm home before it's dark, and it's not locked 
And Neighborhood Watch dropped in 
As I caught Sullivan's show while puzzling over stock options 
I'm patriotic, I even used to be an Eagle Scout 
We put out a flag on both mine and my beagle's house 
I like to read about politics and jesus now 
God believes democracy and communism freaks me out 
I scream, you scream everybody scream and shout 
For nice, clean-cut America and being proud 
CHORUS
And my life's a 50's movie 
Strangers waving to me 
As if they knew me...yeah 
I'm so liked that it's a doozy 
But, hey, Cool Beans, I'm just groovy! 
VERSE 2 
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I was presented with the neighbour of the year award 
and gave it to my favourite nominee I was cheering for 
I'm well-adjusted and I always appear assured 
Cuz I've got a healthy fear of war and the dear lord 
I'm never near bored, I'm busy weeding my grass 
I've done a year's chores and didn't see the time pass 
I let my mind lapse, polishing a fine glass tabletop 
Just in case my neighbors stop at my pad 
I'd make a fine dad, pushing a baby carriage 
Never had relations with a woman I'll wait for marriage 
I make the average saint look like he's a vagrant from a savage place 
When he gets compared to my mannered ways 
I spend my Saturdays at the local Pantry line 
Cheering up the folks, standing by with my pantomime 
Must have touched them though, they way they wave their hands and cry 
Not to brag or lie, but it's safe to say they're fans of mine 
CHORUS
And my life's a fifties movie 
Strangers waving to me 
As if they knew me...yeah 
I'm so liked that it's a doozy 
But, hey, Cool Beans, I'm just groovy! 
And my life's a fifties movie 
Strangers waving to me 
As if they knew me...yeah 
I'm so liked that it's a doozy 
But, hey, Cool Beans, I'm just groovy!









