Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh / Il Muto Lyrics

People:
They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame!
His Lordship, sure, would die of shock
His Lordship is a laughing-stock!
Should he suspect her, God protect her!
Shame! Shame! Shame!
This faithless lady's bound for HADES!
Shame! Shame!! Shame!

Carlotta:
Serafimo - your disguise is perfect.
Who can this be?

Piangi:
Gentle wife, admit your loving husband.

My love - I am called to England on affairs of State,
And must leave you with your new maid.
Though I'd happily take the maid with me.

Carlotta:
The old fool's leaving!

Serafimo - away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence!

Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Haha, Haha...
Time I tried to get a better better half!
Poor fool, he doesn't know!
Hoho, Hoho...
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!

Phantom:

Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?

Meg Giry:
He's here; the Phantom of the Opera ...
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Christine:
It's him

Carlotta:
Your part is silent, little toad!

phantom:
A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad ...

Carlotta:
Serafimo, away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my ...
OH!
Poor fool, he makes me laugh -

Audience:
Hahahahaha!

Carlotta:
Croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak

Andre:
Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize, the performance will continue in ten minutes' time ...
... when the role of the Countess will be played by Miss Christine Daae.

Firmin:
Meanwhile, we'd like to give you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera.

Raoul:
Are you alright?

Christine:
Raoul, we're not safe here

Firmin:
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats.
Do not panic.

Andre:
It was an accident ... simply an accident