Royale with Cheese Lyrics

[Jules:]
Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.

[Vincent:]
Okey what do you want to know?

[Jules:]
Well, hash is legal over there, right?

[Vincent:]
Yeah, it's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant,
roll a joint and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

[Jules:]
And those are the hash bars?

[Vincent:]
Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,
And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
It's legal to carry it, but...but that doesn't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

[Jules:]
Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.

[Vincent:]
I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

[Jules:]
What?

[Vincent:]
It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here,
they got there, but there they're a little different.

[Jules:]
Example ?

[Vincent:]
Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer.
And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beerVarious Artists - Royale with Cheese - http://motolyrics.com/various-artists/royale-with-cheese-lyrics.html
And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's.
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

[Jules:]
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

[Vincent:]
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

[Jules:]
What'd they call it?

[Vincent:]
They call it Royale with Cheese.

[Jules:]
Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

[Vincent:]
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

[Jules:]
Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

[Vincent:]
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.
But you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

[Jules:]
What?

[Vincent:]
Mayonnaise.

[Jules:]
Goddamn!

[Vincent:]
I seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.

[Jules:]
Uuccch!