Wizard Lyrics

You're a wizard harry
You're the number one the chosen one
-and you've gotta save us from Voldemort
You're a wizard harry
You're the number one the chosen one
-but why you gotta be such a dick?

Your friend Dobby was a free elf?
He's dead now, as a doorknob

Fuck you

I'm just a Hufflepuff in Potions class tryna learn this stuff
But you're always running a muck messing around with that stupid cloak
We can all see you, it's just a joke, just an ordinary cloak
Even magic can't do that, I thought you were a smarter bloke
When we were third years you opened the Chamber of Secrets
Ginny got in, you blamed it on Lord Voldemort, Malfoy had the best retort

You're a wizard harry
You're the number one the chosen one
-and you've gotta save us from Voldemort
You're a wizard harry
You're the number one the chosen one
-and you've gotta save us by kissing Ron
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Not Ginny, Hermoine
Just measly, Ron Weasly

Shamus told me you killed Cedrik, I believe him cus you're a dick
Drunk off your ass from Felix Elixer you had a nice evening
Tri-Wizard Cup, Mad Eye Moody, Right up your butt like some floozy
Next time you see Voldemort you should know Expelliarmus
is no match for Avarda Kadarva, what were you thinking?
-You'll be a cadaver
Nagini will have your stupid lightning bolt scar head for dinner

You're a wizard harry
You're the number one the chosen one
-and you've gotta save us from Voldemort
Take my tears, Harry
I'm Professor Snape, and i've thought you were great
-all along, because I love your mom

You're a Horcrux
Kinda sucks

You're a wizard harry
You're the number one the chosen one
-and you've gotta save us from Voldemort
You're a wizard harry
Let me be the first to say, Happy Birthday you're going to Hogwarts