Calle 13 - Gringo Latin Funk
Ella quiere mandinga
Pa' que se le vaya lo de gringa
Hay que darle un habano
Pa' que camine como hispano
Hay que mancharle los zapatos
Con fango de la sierra
Para arrancarle la postura
De cheesecake de Inglaterra
Ahà va caminando por latino América
Imitando el caminar de una gringa genérica
No come dulce de leche por el colesterol
Dice palabras en inglés mezcladas con español
Es una gringa wanna-be
Ni siquiera sabe dónde queda la capital de su paÃs
Es una imbécil, tiene cerebro de buey
Por eso le dedico este funk asà medio gay
Como Jamiroquai
Yo la veo a cada rato como los perros hatos
Sin rumbo, dando tumbos por el mundo
Robándoles dinero a los viejitos millonarios moribundos
Asà como Donald Trump en menos de un segundo
Te roba hasta las arrugas
Es una bruja pero sin escoba y sin verruga
Porque es bonita, con sus nalgas paraditas
Te hechiza con su nariz respingadita
Como las francecitas
Es una idiota, le saca leche a tus pelotas
Con tal de montarse en tu carro sin capota
Es una cuera fina, tan fina
Que me ha salido más cara que la cabrona gasolina
Come solo en restaurantes elegantes
Filete de oro con ensalada de diamantes
Prefiere hacerse un implante de fijo
Antes de darle de comer a sus hijos
Es una experta rompiendo condones
Es dueña de toda tu herencia antes de bajarte los pantalones
No tiene sangre indÃgena ni africana
Porque dice que su familia es de herencia alemana
Es una vergüenza latina
Me gustarÃa atravesarle el pecho con una jabalina
Encendida en fuego y que se le quemen los senos
Y que la punta de la jabalina también tenga veneno
Para asegurar su muerte
Porque aunque no se lo merezcan
Estas cueras tienen suerte y reviven como los zombies
Por eso después le voy a tirar con la combi de puños
En la cara hasta dejarla desfigurada
Ella quiere mandinga
(¿Pa' qué?)
Pa' que se le vaya lo de gringa
(¿Y él?)
Hay que darle un habano
(¿Pa' qué?)
Pa' que camine como hispano
(Whateva)
Hay que mancharle los zapatosCalle 13 - Gringo Latin Funk - http://motolyrics.com/calle-13/gringo-latin-funk-lyrics-english-translation.html
(¿Con qué?)
Con fango de la sierra
(Ay! ¿Pa' qué?)
Para arrancarle la postura
(¿De qué?)
De cheesecake de Inglaterra
Por ahà va el tipo que usa pantalones ajustados
Para que se le marque el equipo
Con el peinadito que usan en Objetivo Fama
Que parece que se acaban de levantar de la cama
Y que le echaron pega de cemento en el pelo
Y después se pinta las puntas color marrón caramelo
Se pone lentes de contacto para tener los ojos claros
Y aunque es latino te habla con un acento raro
Es un imbécil, su sueno es ser cantante de bolero
Y después hacer un calendario vestido de bombero
Un tipo con poca imaginación
Fácilmente puede trabajar de reportero en Univision
De Miami, se consigue una mami
Con su ropa de Armani
Se la pasa persiguiendo cualquier culani
Igual de creativo que un cantante de reggaeton
También les pega a las mujeres como Fernando del Rincón
Es un idiota de mentira, es un fake
Para colmo es fanático de Justin Timberlake
Lo más que le jode como ampolla
Es que por más que se peine no puede negar su cara criolla
Es una vergüenza latina
Me gustarÃa invitarlo a una piscina
En medio de una tormenta de truenos
También me gustarÃa regalarle un Lamborghini sin frenos
Llevarlo a chequearse la próstata con un barreno
Y que la empuje hasta que bote sangre
En nombre de toda la gente en Latino América
Que se muere de hambre
Ella quiere mandinga
(¿Pa' qué?)
Pa' que se le vaya lo de gringa
(¿Y él?)
Hay que darle un habano
(¿Pa' qué?)
Pa' que camine como hispano
(Whateva)
Hay que mancharle los zapatos
(¿Con qué?)
Con fango de la sierra
(Ay! ¿Pa' qué?)
Para arrancarle la postura
(¿De qué?)
De cheesecake de Inglaterra
(Ja Ja Ja)
Eres un idiota
Un double loser
Súper imbécil
Un latino imbécil
Duh
Calle 13 - Gringo Latin Funk (English translation)
She wants (***)
To get rid of her 'gringa' issues
Someone needs to give him a 'habano'
So he'll walk like a Hispanic
Someone needs to stain his shoes
With mud from the mountains
To take away his attitude
His cheesecake from England attitude
There she goes strutting around Latin America
Walking like the generic gringa
She won't eat 'dulce de leche' (caramel cake) because of the cholesterol
She claims to speak Spanglish
She's a gringa wannabe
She doesn't even know where the capital of her country is
She's an imbecile, with shi* for brains
That is why I dedicate to her this 'funk' that's kind of gay
Like Jamiroquai
I see her all the time acting like a pack of dogs
Without any direction, tumbling around the world
Stealing money from old dying millionaires
Like Donald Trump in less than a second
She'll rob you of even your wrinkles
She's a witch without the broom or the wart
Because she's pretty, with her tight buttocks
She'll hypnotize you with her perfect nose
Like the little French ones
She's an idiot, she extracts milk from your balls
In order to ride in your convertible with the top down
She's a fine piece of a**, so fine
She's become more expensive than f***ing gasoline
She eats alone in elegant restaurants
Fillet of gold with diamond salad
She'd rather get a permanent implant
Before feeding her children
She's an expert at breaking condoms
She's the owner of all your fortune before she takes off your pants
She doesn't have indigenous or African blood in her
Because she says her family is of German descent
She is a disgrace to Latinos
I wish I could pierce her chest with a javelin,
Set her on fire and that her breasts would burn
And that the tip of the javelin is also poisonous
To ensure her death
Because even if they don't deserve it
These chicks are lucky and come back alive like zombies
That's why afterwards I'm going to attack her with a combo of punches
In her face until she becomes disfigured
She wants (***) (What for?)Calle 13 - Gringo Latin Funk - http://motolyrics.com/calle-13/gringo-latin-funk-lyrics-english-translation.html
To get rid of her 'gringa' issues (And him?)
Someone needs to give him a 'habano' (What for?)
So he'll walk like a Hispanic (Whateva!!)
Someone needs to stain his shoes (With what?)
With mud from the mountains (Ay! What for?)
To take away his attitude (What attitude?)
His cheesecake from England attitude
There goes the guy who wears tight fitting pants
To make his package show
With the hairstyle they use in 'Objetivo Fama'
That makes them look like they just got out of bed
And that they poured cement gel on their hair
And then they dye the ends a caramel brown color
He wears colored contacts to lighten his eyes
And although he's Latin he speaks with a weird accent
He's an imbecile, his dream is to be a 'bolero' crooner
And afterwards to make a calendar dressed as a firefighter
A guy with very little imagination
He could easily find work as a reporter on Univision
From Miami, he finds himself a babe
With his Armani wardrobe
He spends his time pursuing any a**
Has the same creativity as any reggaeton singer
He also beats women as does Fernando del Rincon
He's a phony idiot, he's a fake
And on top of everything he's a fan of Justin Timberlake
What f***s him up the most like a blister
Is that as much as he combs [his hair] he can't deny his native features
He's a disgrace to Latinos
I wish I could invite him over to a pool [party]
In the middle of a thunderstorm
Also, I'd like to bestow on him a Lamborghini without brakes
Take him to get his prostate looked at with a drill
And to push it in until blood comes out
In the name of all the people in Latin America
Dying of hunger
She wants (***) (What for?)
To get rid of her 'gringa' issues (And him?)
Someone needs to give him a 'habano' (What for?)
So he'll walk like a Hispanic (Whateva!!)
Someone needs to stain his shoes (With what?)
With mud from the mountains (Ay! What for?)
To take away his attitude (What attitude?)
His cheesecake from England attitude (Ha Ha Ha)
You're an idiot
A double loser
Super imbecile
A Latino imbecile