Dysfunctional Family Christmas Lyrics

Snow is falling, spreading Christmas cheers

Uncle Wally's had one too many beers

Mom and Dad have put aside their strife

She'll bring her new partner, he'll bring his fourth wife

A dysfunctional family Christmas, the craziest time of year

We'll go broke and snort some coke as the holiday grows near

Dysfunctional family Christmas, it's happening everywhere

Visiting all your relatives and pretending that you care

Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, let's go steal us a Christmas tree

Deck the halls, fa la la, here comes my cousin in her Wonder bra (yee ha! )Gaither Drake - Dysfunctional Family Christmas - http://motolyrics.com/gaither-drake/dysfunctional-family-christmas-lyrics.html

Dysfunctional family Christmas, traveling through the snow

This year's mine and next year's yours, bored to death 'til it's time to go

Dysfunctional family Christmas, caroling all the way

Take my advice, just try and make nice

It'll soon be another day

Who remembers Jesus anyway?

Buy more crap, give your wife a slap, have a happy holiday!

Dysfunctional family Christmas, it only comes once a year

So suck it up and have another cup of that high-test Christmas cheer