The 46-year-old actress was in Moscow to promote her new movie I Don’t Know How She Does It when she tried to visit the Bolshoi Theatre, but it was closed for renovations.
“Really my dream was to go see the Bolshoi,” she told talk show host David Letterman on US television.
But she was persistent and managed to sneak her way in after using some ‘bad silent movie sign language’ with some workers on the site.
However, having even taken some pictures while inside, on the way out she got more than she bargained for when the caretaker who was looking after her got overexcited.
“There were some paparazzi there and he became rather boastful and he ripped open his shirt,” she said. “He had a pen and asked me to sign his chest.
“Then he went in for a big kiss and I squealed like a lady and just ran. “
As if that wasn’t bad enough, the incident was caught on camera and did not please the man’s wife.
“His wide saw it and their marriage is in trouble and I have no means of communicating with her,” said Parker, looking exasperated.