Downtrodden Song Lyrics

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream.
About me. About you. The way our American h

Feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts,
maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area

We don't know

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job

I'm your average white suburbanite slob

I like football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor

My wife and my job, my kids and my car

My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested

(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and have fun

At someone else's expense

(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane

While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the seat

I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces

While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song

Ranting and raving and carrying on

Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

NaaaahDennis Leary - Downtrodden Song - http://motolyrics.com/dennis-leary/downtrodden-song-lyrics.html

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink wit

Baby seal eyes for headlights,
yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one m

McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam
containers and when I'm done sucking dow

American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam
container right out the side and there ain't a G

We got the bombs, that's why

Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons,
okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democrac

Right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it
won't make a lick of difference because we've go

Soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw
out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed of

Multiple that by 15-million times,
that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke

(Hey)

And Lee Marvin

(Hey)

And Sam Pekinpah

(Hey)

And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas

(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)

Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)

I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf

Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum

Oooh Oooh

I'm an asshole and proud of it