Drugs Lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen, due to illness

Tonight the part of Denis Leary

Will be played by Denis Leary

And now welcome Denis Leary

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

And fuck you

There's a guy, I don't know if you've heard about this guy

He's been on the news a lot lately

There's a guy, he's English

I don't think we should hold that against him

But apparently this is just his life's dream

Because he is going from country to country

He has a senate hearing in this country

Coming up in a couple of weeks

And this is what he wants to do

He wants to make the warnings on the packs bigger

Yeah, he wants the whole front of the pack to be the warning

Like the problem is we just haven't noticed yet, right?

Like he's going to get his way and all of the sudden

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"Yeah, Bill, I've got some cigarettes

Holy shit, these things are bad for you

Shit, I thought they were good for you

I thought they had Vitamin C in them and stuff

You fucking dolt, doesn't matter how big the warnings are

You could have cigarettes that were called the warnings

You could have cigarettes that come in a black pack

With a skull and a cross bone on the front

Called tumors and smokers would be lined up

Around the block going, "I can't wait to get my hands

On these fucking things

I bet you get a tumor as soon as you light up"

Doesn't matter how big the warnings are

Or how much they cost

Keep raising the prices, we'll break into your houses

To get the fucking cigarettes, okay?

There a drug, we're addicted, okay?

I'm a little hyped up tonight, little hyped up

Smoked a nice big fat bag of crack right before the show

I'm only kidding folks, I would never do crack

I would never do a drug named

After a part of my own ass, okay folks