Meat Lyrics

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat
red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat.
Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming
cheese burger and a butt at the same time.
I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat.
I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke,
ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice
boxes in their necks. "[VB] Moo"

I tried eating vegetarian.
I feel like a wimp going into a restaurant.
"What do you want to eat sir?
Brocolli?" Brocolli's a side dish,
folks. Always was, always will be,
ok? When they ask me what I want,
I say, "What do you think I want!
? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right
now. Forget about that. Bring me a live cow over to
the table. I'll carve off what I want and ride the
rest home! [Making riding noises]"

I gonna open up my own place.
Open my own restaurant and get away from you people.Dennis Leary - Meat - http://motolyrics.com/dennis-leary/meat-lyrics.html
I gonna open up a restaurant with two smoking sections;
Ultra and Regular, ok? And we're not gonna have any
tables or any chairs or any napkins.
None of that pussy shit. Just a big wide open black
space. And all we're gonna serve is raw meat,
right on the bone! And only men are going to eat there,
naked men, sitting around a big giant camp fire,
and no men's room either. You have to piss,
you mark your territory like a wolf!
And if some guy has a heart attack from eating too
much meat, fuck him, we throw him in the fire!
More meat for the other meat-eaters! Yeah!

Because you gotta have goals.
Because everybody in this room knows everybody who's
quitting. You all have that friend who's quitting it.
You know what I mean? The guys quitting it,
"I quit smoking. I quit drugs.
I quit drinking. I quit meat,
and I feel great. I get up in the morning and have
a nice big bowl of oat bran.
I go to the bathroom for three and a half hours.
I have another bowl of oat bran. I go back in the bathroom.