The Fingering Song Lyrics

Well, Jim fingered Jenny, and Paul fingered Penny

And Phil fingered Anne and Melissa

And John fingered Tess, and then John fingered Jess

Although he still refuses to kiss her

And Rachel got fingered by Robbie

Behind the maintenance she'd

But then she told Chels who told everyone else

And now she's being fingered instead

Well, Scott fingered Sandy and Mike fingered Mandy

And Joe fingered Jill we suspected

Rick fingered Anita and Claire fingered Peter

It wasn't quite what was expected

And Sally got fingered by Simon

When she fell asleep on the bus

And when she came to, Simon said he came, too

And nobody got it but us

Well, Bob fingered Betty and Bill fingered Becky

She told us that he tried to fist her

And George fingered Jen, and what about Ken?

Well, I heard that he fingered his sister

And Catherine got fingered by Cameron

Whose hands he refuses to rinse

And Sue's on the shelf so she fingered herself

And she's been a lot happier since
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Well, Chris fingered Chloe and Ray fingered Kate

At the party where Ben fingered Bridget

He told me outside he was unsatisfied

Because she limited him to one digit

And Lisa got fingered by Lucas

But she dumped him and went off with Jack

She he fingered her friend until Lisa began to feel jealous and lingered

Waiting to be fingered until Lucas wanted her back

Ron fingered Jacinta the long-distance sprinter

He blinked for a second and lost her

And so many boys have been fingering Josephine

She had to set up a roster

And Carla got fingered by Kieran

As she was plaiting her hair

And when Lee fingered Liesel, he stuck up a Cheesel

And some people say it's still there

Well, Rob fingered Lily and and Matt fingered Milly

And Ken fingered Kim and got stuck

And Mark fingered Mark, but that's not as scary

As Gypsy, who fingered a duck

And Alice got fingered by Andrew

Standing in line at Big Ben

But poor little Ingrid, she didn't get fingered

Until she had got to Year Ten