Christmas Lyrics

In early December my mother called me

And said, "Will you remember to keep Christmas free?

'Cause last year you went to your father's, you see

So this year it's time to see me."

And she said,

"Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la, drop by if you can

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la, but I'll understand

If you can't make it to my Christmas roast

I guess it's dependent on who you love most."

Then I got a call from my father as well

Who said, "Sammy, I've booked us a restaurant at twelve

It's too late to cancel, I hope you can come

Christmas shall be so much fun."

And she said,

"Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la, swing by at your leisure

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la, but don't feel any pressure

Just make an appearance if you're in town

And your grandma is dying, so don't let her down."

My girlfriend came 'round and said "This Christmas, please
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Can we spend it together at home with her family?"

And all of her cousins and uncles and aunts

Who have come over from France

And will only be here for the weekend

And will be very disappointed if they don't get to meet me

And hence my absence would surely indicate a total lack of commitment to the relationship

So this year the day before Christmas begins

I'm buying a chainsaw to cut off my limbs

I'm wrapping them up and I'm sending them out

'Cause sharing's what Christmas is really about

And sing

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la, so my family

Fa-la-la-la-la-la, all get pieces of me

They'll have such fun, and I'll have fun also

'Cause I'm staying at home, just me and my torso

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la, there's fun to be found

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la, just rolling around

And when I stop breathing I'll smile and say

"Thank God that I'm leaving before Boxing Day."