Rap Lyrics

Oh no, it just started to happen

I took a sip of my juice and I think I'm now...

Rappin'

I didn't mean to do this, wasn't part of any plan

But flavour of my juice is turning me into an an-imal

Duck! I'm over your head

If I had a 2B pencil then I'd pump you full of lead!

'Cos this fruit juice, baby

It's drivin' me crazy

These flavours and preservatives

Are making me conservative

No abortion, no gay rights

Now freeze, match, reignite!

My comfort zone

Has just been blown

I'm a musical comedian

Not fluent in this medium

I shouldn't be rapping, should be playing my piano

But you wouldn't hear that thing on an iPod Nano

Two gig, four gig, bigger would be better

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And I've never popped a cap in the booty of a bitch

Didn't grow up in the ghetto, had a very normal

Situation as a child

It was mild

Now it's time for a little freestyling!

Spiegeltent!

Schmiegelbent!

Miegelwent!

Freestyling over!

Now I'm back in the game

Just forget about that last bit, it was all in your brain

So let's break it down now, just to love one another

'Cos I don't wanna spend my life being a colour

Macaulay Culkin in a Michael Jackson film clip

I see some of you that got it, I see some of you that didn't

But that's cool, baby, don't hold back

Yeah, just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm not black

Now remember when I'm finished up performing this arrangement

I'm fifty-eight kilograms of pure entertainment

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