Doctor Lyrics

"Take off your pants," said the doctor

I said "Why?"

He said, "I want to check something out."

I said, "But I came here with a migraine."

He said, "Migraines can start in your bum."

So I took off my pants

And he told me to dance

And I danced for an hour or so

And he filmed the whole thing on his mobile phone

And uploaded the footage to YouTube

And after a week it have five million hits
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And the footage got shown on TV

And I couldn't go out

Because people would shout

And say, "Hey, monkey boy! Dance for me!"

So I called the doctor and said,

"Doctor, what were you thinking?

And why did you do that to me?

You've shown my body to all of Australia

Everyone's laughing at my genitalia

I'm angry and hurt and I just can't go on."

He said, "Ah, but your headache is gone."