Jingle Man, Christmas Boy Lyrics

Oh, Jingle man, Christmas boy

Fighting crime with toys

Catching smugglers in New York and thieves in Illinois, oh

Jingle man, Christmas boy

Fighting crime with toys

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Dashing through the town

In a one-horse Escalade

Hunting criminals down

Punching all the way, PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!

Helping the police

Eating candy canes

Wearing polar fleece

And an umbrella if it rains

Oh, Jingle man, Christmas boy

Fighting crime with toys

Catching smugglers in New York and thieves in Illinois, oh

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Fighting crime with toys

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Dashing through the snow

In a pizza delivery van

Over the streets they go

Hitting pedestrians, Just kidding!

Never doing drugs

Calling their grandmas

Giving lots of hugs to

Everyone who needs a hug

Oh, Jingle man, Christmas boy

Fighting crime with toys

Silver bells and do be do

I lost my train of thought... ROCK LOBSTER!

Jingle man, Christmas boy

Fighting crime with toys

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho