Nutmeg Lyrics

John: Nutmeg, Sweet sweet Nutmeg

On the 25th I'm cover you with

My nutmeg, Ooh, my sweet brown nutmeg

Girl, don't make me beg

I want to nog your egg, yes I do

Girl, I'm going to rock you like a cradle

You lick the nutmeg off my ladle

It's pure, it's refined

And it's ready to grind

It's my nutmeg, you need my nutmeg

I'll sprinkle your Christmas cream with my spice supreme

Stephen: What about allspice?
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John: You know it leaves me cold as ice

Stephen: Cinnamon?

John: Don't even think of putting that stuff in

Stephen: Cardamom?

John: That won't let me drop my love bomb

No cocoa, no cloves, no vanilla, no mace

The only residue I want you wiping off your face is my nutmeg

Ooh, ooh, ooh, Nutmeg

You'll be happy that you ate it, yes you will

So grab my seed and grate it net

It's my nutmeg [it's his nutmeg], my nutmeg [his sweet nutmeg]

Na na na na na na na, nutmeg, ooh my nutmeg