The Little Dealer Boy Lyrics

Willie: I have no money in my coffer

No gold or silver do I bring

Nor have I precious jewels to offer

To celebrate the new born king

Yet do not spurn my gift completely

Oh ye three wise men please demur

Behold a plant that smokes more sweetly

Than either Frankincense or Myrrh

And like the child born in this manger

This herb is mild yet it is strong

And it brings peace to friend and stranger

Good will to men lies in this bong

Willie: And now my wonder weed is flaring

Stephen: Are you high?

Willie: Looked like that special star above

Stephen: Can it be?

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Stephen: On Christmas day

Willie: And let not mankind Bogart love

Stephen: You'd smoke my tree

Willie: And the wise men started toking

And ye the bud was kind

It was salvation they were smoking

And it's forgiveness blew their mind

Willie: And still that wonder weed is flaring

Stephen: Are you high?

Willie: Looked like that was once above

Stephen: You're so high

Willie: Pass it around in endless sharing

Stephen: Dude, man, dude

Willie: And let not mankind Bogart love

Stephen: You're really high, I'm going to tell your Savior

Willie: And let not mankind Bogart love